I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
Maura comes home from work and sees Jane and their four year old son running around the living room. He’s got Jane’s detective badge pinned to his chest and he’s shouting, “I’m gonna get you mama!” and Jane is laughing and running but she runs head first into a tall lamp and she and the lamp just go crashing down to the floor. She is still smiling and laughing though and she yells, “you got me! you got me!” and in a very Maura-esque, know-it-all voice, her son goes, “no, mama, that was the lamp, that wasn’t me!”
Shaking her head and standing over Jane, Maura smiles and goes, “Do I need to perform an autopsy? I’m still in my work clothes.”
the birthday girl~ ;v;
“Can’t control the future when you are the future.”
in which jane accidentally admits her attraction to maura.